Posts Tagged ‘ Valentine’s Day ’

Are you a kissy little lovebird who blindly (but charmingly) thinks the world is a wonderful humping ground full of sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows? The victim of a romanceless relationship plagued by years of crushed expectations and undying hope for your special someone to have a light bulb moment and get it together for one goddamned day a year? A psycho singleton who will absolutely die if your mother asks you one more time why you’re alone and tells you your reproductive units are going to rot away before you make your contribution to the population and give her any grand babies?

No matter who you are, I am sure the Big V is affecting your day one way or another. I hope it’s being good to you. I hope it’s full of love and surprises and pretty little things. If it’s not… well then… curse humanity, commercial holidays, and any feelings of angst you may have towards those who are not sleeping alone or beside someone they don’t hate tonight. Put your guns away, it’s not worth killing somebody for a teddy bear and box of high calorie chocolates that are going to be 75% off at WalMart tomorrow anyways.

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