Archive for February 25th, 2010

I am fairly certain Bruce Willis is hammered on David Letterman right now. Either that or he’s partly retarded and I just never noticed before. For example: Dave’s talking to him and he’s staring off into space and blowing on his hand. Hmmppphhft.

This photo shows him doing a demo for his exploding underpants. Like a drunk. Or retard. Or drunken retard. They are only $19.95. Call 1-800-You’re- Not-Funny-Bruce to order yours today.